Date: 2013-05-29 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] mondo
You like animals, yeah? Since you have a hamster gang and all. That's cool! Chuck woulda probably liked ya. He was always good at readin' people. [mondo sniffs.] I've just got somethin' in my eye, I mean it!!

Fine, no pomps for the lil guys. But... the jackets're in, right? I used to put Chuck in jackets all the time. He was a member of the Crazy Diamonds. People'd say he was too fluffy 'n small to be our official pet, but then they'd see his wild side. Man, they'd regret underestimatin' him.

...No, the pompadour ain't corn!!! why does everyone ask that. IT'S HAIR. SEE? HAIR. [mondo pokes at his hair.] SOFT AND FLUFFY. I'm surprised your hamsters don't try to, uh, 'digest' your hair. You're like, a fuckin' walkin' sunflower seed. What's the deal with that?!
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