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[personal profile] mondo
'Kay, well, lemme just get something clear real quick.

I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.

What the fuck kind of school is this??? 'Future leaders'??? Kinda late on that one since I'm already a FUCKIN' LEADER! Shit, doesn't anyone listen?

Or d'ya think that it's 'cos it's a gang thing, so it doesn't count? 

What, you want me to PUNCH YOUR TEETH OUT OR SOMETHIN'?! BECAUSE I WILL. YOU BETTER NOT TEST ME BECAUSE I'M NOT JOKIN' AROUND. The Crazy Diamonds aren't just any fuckin' gang. We're the biggest motorcycle gang in Japan. We have a rep. A moral code. And since I'm the leader, Mondo Oowada, I don't take nobody's shit! 

...Fuck! Just how the hell am I s'posed to run the Crazy Diamonds from here?!...

Re: [2/2]

Date: 2013-05-29 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] shsl_animalbreeder
Yes, but you shall recall them as the Four Dark Gods of Destruction; Sun-D, Maga-G, Jum-P, and Cham-P; since their real names are far beyond your mental skill to archive. Now, answer me or be destroyed: What animal species have you bonded with?

Apologies

Date: 2013-05-29 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] shsl_animalbreeder
Do not fret, I understand well the bond you must have formed with this formidable Chuck. I am glad there are others here who understand such bonds. You have both my condolences and my full attention when you wish to speak more of the divine beast Chuck.

*Looks at his hamsters.* A gang, huh? I would not forbade it. Though as for the pompadours, I could not allow.

*Stares at your hair for a moment.* I...It is not corn, is it? My loyal minions may attempt to digest it.

Re: !!

Date: 2013-05-29 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] shsl_animalbreeder
In the memory of the divine beast chuck, Invading Black Dragon, or as someone of your... Stature... May call him, Cham-P, will wear an honorable jacket. That is, hence, if you can produce such a micro jacket. And worthy the jacket has to be, for a Dark God of Destruction will not wear a tattered cloth made by fools.

Apologies, I have known of some tribal cultures to bond with nature by wearing fruits. My intuitions told me that the vegetable corn would not be the same, but I faced a mute ear towards it. And my hair? What is wrong with MY hair? This appearance requires work beyond your comprehension. *Pokes at his own hair self-conciously.*

What?!

Date: 2013-05-29 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] shsl_animalbreeder
By the inferior Norse Gods you're right! I... I have to go reconsider my forbidding of headwear...

But before I go, have this.

It's a ring I purchased from a strange man quite a while ago. You entertain me, friend. Perhaps you can make of better use to it. He claimed it works thirty percent of the time, but it has yet to give me one worthy foresight.

Introduction

Date: 2013-05-29 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] shsl_animalbreeder
My Earthly name is Gundam Tanaka. I bode you to remember it well, for it is the name that brings death and d-... We can trash that introduction for now. I am Gundam Tanaka. I look forward to discussing the finer points of animal breeding and training, even with some harsh, barbaric language.

Re: Introduction

Date: 2013-05-29 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] shsl_animalbreeder
*Nods and wanders off to meet with more people, confident he has muscular protection now along with his usual spiritual protection.*
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