mondo: (keh)
[personal profile] mondo
'Kay, well, lemme just get something clear real quick.


What the fuck kind of school is this??? 'Future leaders'??? Kinda late on that one since I'm already a FUCKIN' LEADER! Shit, doesn't anyone listen?

Or d'ya think that it's 'cos it's a gang thing, so it doesn't count? 

What, you want me to PUNCH YOUR TEETH OUT OR SOMETHIN'?! BECAUSE I WILL. YOU BETTER NOT TEST ME BECAUSE I'M NOT JOKIN' AROUND. The Crazy Diamonds aren't just any fuckin' gang. We're the biggest motorcycle gang in Japan. We have a rep. A moral code. And since I'm the leader, Mondo Oowada, I don't take nobody's shit! 

...Fuck! Just how the hell am I s'posed to run the Crazy Diamonds from here?!...
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Date: 2013-05-28 09:22 pm (UTC)
shsl_princess: (anger)
From: [personal profile] shsl_princess
T-this is appalling...!
Your language and attitude towards being so specially picked for this blessed and talent-oriented academy is most uncivil! I do not wish to argue--certainly not after you have threatened to become frighteningly physical--but if you ever hurt one friend of mine I-I will not stand for it!

Perhaps we could talk this out and help you find a reason for staying that can cool you down a shade or two? I promise that nobody means you any harm so long as you don't harm them first! We can truly be of help! Or perhaps you can just disenroll and leave if our school is so unbecoming to you that you feel the pressing, overwhelming urge to pester us with your sharp tongue...


Date: 2013-05-29 01:12 am (UTC)
shsl_princess: (listen!)
From: [personal profile] shsl_princess
Eh...?! I am sorry, then, for any assumptions it seems I have made! You actually have turned out to be somewhat of a gentleman in this new reply~! ♥

I feel much safer as well to know that you would not harm me although it is only because of my gender. Your confidence is also astounding as I wish even I could hold such pride; but to think that you are above everybody seems like a thought that will likely get you into trouble... For cautionary measures, maybe you should consider becoming a touch more humble and start anew? We are all equals here, now! Is that not the most refreshing idea?! It is very exciting to finally be among those my age!

Please let me introduce myself as well so that I do not do so too late or forget. ♥ My name is Sonia Nevermind and to have met you is truly a pleasure.


Date: 2013-05-29 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] shsl_animalbreeder
Your worries about that pathetic army of yours are beneath me, for any army will be conquered by I, the Ascendant Ruler of Ice, and my Four Dark Gods of Destruction. If you relax now, I might not destroy you, and we'll have praise to work for our mutual benefit.

Re: [2/2]

Date: 2013-05-29 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] shsl_animalbreeder
Yes, but you shall recall them as the Four Dark Gods of Destruction; Sun-D, Maga-G, Jum-P, and Cham-P; since their real names are far beyond your mental skill to archive. Now, answer me or be destroyed: What animal species have you bonded with?


Date: 2013-05-29 03:48 am (UTC)
shsl_princess: (:: thought)
From: [personal profile] shsl_princess
No, it was not a cave; almost exactly the opposite in every way. I have been living in my homeland Novoselic of which I am the princess--so my duties usually have me kept in the castle even if I am more of a figurehead than an actual leader for our people. I had met a few from time to time that I made fleeting friendships with. But they are hard to maintain. Otherwise, I remained the most comfortable around and got used to the company of my elder family members.

Regardless, I am envious that you have received wisdom from your sibling! He must surely leave quite the impression just as you do!


Date: 2013-05-29 04:10 am (UTC)
aoi_asahina: (o hayull naw back da fuq up bitch)
From: [personal profile] aoi_asahina
You moron! You don't just offer a princess cigarettes! Are you trying to kill her?!


Date: 2013-05-29 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] shsl_animalbreeder
Do not fret, I understand well the bond you must have formed with this formidable Chuck. I am glad there are others here who understand such bonds. You have both my condolences and my full attention when you wish to speak more of the divine beast Chuck.

*Looks at his hamsters.* A gang, huh? I would not forbade it. Though as for the pompadours, I could not allow.

*Stares at your hair for a moment.* I...It is not corn, is it? My loyal minions may attempt to digest it.


Date: 2013-05-29 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] shsl_animalbreeder
Appears to me that Oodawa has taken the task of eliminating opponents with more haste than anyone else. Of course, your donuts are almost as dangerous.


Date: 2013-05-29 04:37 am (UTC)
kiyotaka: (You done goofed)
From: [personal profile] kiyotaka
You there!! *snatches the cigarette box away* These are against school policy, unless I'm highly mistaken! It's my duty to confiscate them! I'll merely let you off with a warning this time though! Have a good day! *that's it, he just starts walking off*


Date: 2013-05-29 04:48 am (UTC)
kiyotaka: (How mysterious)
From: [personal profile] kiyotaka
[He didn't know what he was expecting, but it wasn't this guy chasing after him] *just kind of stops where he is and turns around* I-I CAN'T DO THAT!! These are clearly contraband, so I must turn them over to the proper authority! Besides, they're dangerous! I am doing a service to both you and this princess!


Date: 2013-05-29 04:48 am (UTC)
kiyotaka: (Neutral)
From: [personal profile] kiyotaka


Date: 2013-05-29 04:49 am (UTC)
kiyotaka: (Shock)
From: [personal profile] kiyotaka
Edited Date: 2013-05-29 04:49 am (UTC)

Re: !!

Date: 2013-05-29 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] shsl_animalbreeder
In the memory of the divine beast chuck, Invading Black Dragon, or as someone of your... Stature... May call him, Cham-P, will wear an honorable jacket. That is, hence, if you can produce such a micro jacket. And worthy the jacket has to be, for a Dark God of Destruction will not wear a tattered cloth made by fools.

Apologies, I have known of some tribal cultures to bond with nature by wearing fruits. My intuitions told me that the vegetable corn would not be the same, but I faced a mute ear towards it. And my hair? What is wrong with MY hair? This appearance requires work beyond your comprehension. *Pokes at his own hair self-conciously.*
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