mondo: (GENUINE DISTRESS)
Mondo Oowada ([personal profile] mondo) wrote 2013-05-29 04:04 am (UTC)

Re: HOLD UP!!

HOLY SH-- I MEAN CRAP. Y-YOU'RE A... PRINCESS? AS IN, DRESSES? AND CROWNS? AND FANCY CUPS? AND... GLASS SHOES? AND THE CLOCK STRIKIN' MIDNIGHT?! T-THAT'S...

[mondo inhales, then exhales slowly]

I didn't even know they had princesses and stuff in real life!! Not like I know anything about that sort of thing, but still! S-Should I bow or somethin'?! Is it like meetin' another gang leader? Should I give you a gift??? Shit, shit, shit, I didn't know I was gonna meet a fuckin' PRINCESS today! I mean, wait, shit, language. Princess. GRRRAARGH, I can't do it!

[he takes a little while to compose himself...]

I'LL OFFER THIS TO YOU, NEVERMIND-SAMA. [mondo thrusts an entire box of cigarettes towards sonia.] It's Marlboro, my favourite. You're definitely gonna be popular around here, so I'll make sure no one messes with you! Lemme know if anyone does and I'll beat the shit outta 'em!! My bro would have it the same way if he was still around! It's a man's promise!!

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