Give me a break!

[mondo]

'Kay, well, lemme just get something clear real quick.

I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.

What the fuck kind of school is this??? 'Future leaders'??? Kinda late on that one since I'm already a FUCKIN' LEADER! Shit, doesn't anyone listen?

Or d'ya think that it's 'cos it's a gang thing, so it doesn't count? 

What, you want me to PUNCH YOUR TEETH OUT OR SOMETHIN'?! BECAUSE I WILL. YOU BETTER NOT TEST ME BECAUSE I'M NOT JOKIN' AROUND. The Crazy Diamonds aren't just any fuckin' gang. We're the biggest motorcycle gang in Japan. We have a rep. A moral code. And since I'm the leader, Mondo Oowada, I don't take nobody's shit! 

...Fuck! Just how the hell am I s'posed to run the Crazy Diamonds from here?!...

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[shsl_princess]

T-this is appalling...!
Your language and attitude towards being so specially picked for this blessed and talent-oriented academy is most uncivil! I do not wish to argue--certainly not after you have threatened to become frighteningly physical--but if you ever hurt one friend of mine I-I will not stand for it!

Perhaps we could talk this out and help you find a reason for staying that can cool you down a shade or two? I promise that nobody means you any harm so long as you don't harm them first! We can truly be of help! Or perhaps you can just disenroll and leave if our school is so unbecoming to you that you feel the pressing, overwhelming urge to pester us with your sharp tongue...

HOLD UP!!

[mondo]

WOAH, WOAH, HOLD UP! I-I'd never hit a chick! I don't wanna get 'physical'! Er, wait, fuck, that came out wrong! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. I'M JUST SAYIN', I THINK I'M, UH, TOO GOOD. FOR THIS PLACE. I'M ALREADY A LEADER, Y'KNOW? SO WHY THE FUCK -- I MEAN, HELL -- I MEAN, HECK -- SHOULD I BE HERE?

And I don't go harmin' anyone who doesn't pick a fight with me!!! Or my gang! I'm not a beast, y'know! I'M COOL! I DON'T NEED CALMING DOWN AT ALL!!!

Re: HOLD UP!!

[shsl_princess]

Eh...?! I am sorry, then, for any assumptions it seems I have made! You actually have turned out to be somewhat of a gentleman in this new reply~! ♥

I feel much safer as well to know that you would not harm me although it is only because of my gender. Your confidence is also astounding as I wish even I could hold such pride; but to think that you are above everybody seems like a thought that will likely get you into trouble... For cautionary measures, maybe you should consider becoming a touch more humble and start anew? We are all equals here, now! Is that not the most refreshing idea?! It is very exciting to finally be among those my age!

Please let me introduce myself as well so that I do not do so too late or forget. ♥ My name is Sonia Nevermind and to have met you is truly a pleasure.

Re: HOLD UP!!

[mondo]

Heheh... "Gentleman," eh...? Hell yeah, I'm a fuckin' gentleman!

A real leader's always gotta be confident! The second you show weakness is the second that everything goes to shit. That's what my bro taught me while I was growin' up, anyway. You seem pretty confident to me. Not many people have the guts to stand up to me, y'know! Give yourself some more credit! Guess I'll take your advice since ya know what you're talkin' about, but if anyone starts anythin' with me, I'm gunna beat the shi-- I mean, the crap outta 'em! So it's cool to meet ya too, Nevermind-san!

...But, uh...

'Finally' be among those your age...? What? Did you live in a cave or somethin'?

((mondo u are so dense holy shit))

Re: HOLD UP!!

[shsl_princess]

No, it was not a cave; almost exactly the opposite in every way. I have been living in my homeland Novoselic of which I am the princess--so my duties usually have me kept in the castle even if I am more of a figurehead than an actual leader for our people. I had met a few from time to time that I made fleeting friendships with. But they are hard to maintain. Otherwise, I remained the most comfortable around and got used to the company of my elder family members.

Regardless, I am envious that you have received wisdom from your sibling! He must surely leave quite the impression just as you do!

Re: HOLD UP!!

[mondo]

HOLY SH-- I MEAN CRAP. Y-YOU'RE A... PRINCESS? AS IN, DRESSES? AND CROWNS? AND FANCY CUPS? AND... GLASS SHOES? AND THE CLOCK STRIKIN' MIDNIGHT?! T-THAT'S...

[mondo inhales, then exhales slowly]

I didn't even know they had princesses and stuff in real life!! Not like I know anything about that sort of thing, but still! S-Should I bow or somethin'?! Is it like meetin' another gang leader? Should I give you a gift??? Shit, shit, shit, I didn't know I was gonna meet a fuckin' PRINCESS today! I mean, wait, shit, language. Princess. GRRRAARGH, I can't do it!

[he takes a little while to compose himself...]

I'LL OFFER THIS TO YOU, NEVERMIND-SAMA. [mondo thrusts an entire box of cigarettes towards sonia.] It's Marlboro, my favourite. You're definitely gonna be popular around here, so I'll make sure no one messes with you! Lemme know if anyone does and I'll beat the shit outta 'em!! My bro would have it the same way if he was still around! It's a man's promise!!

Re: HOLD UP!!

[aoi_asahina]

You moron! You don't just offer a princess cigarettes! Are you trying to kill her?!

Re: HOLD UP!!

[shsl_animalbreeder]

Appears to me that Oodawa has taken the task of eliminating opponents with more haste than anyone else. Of course, your donuts are almost as dangerous.

Pathetic

[shsl_animalbreeder]

Your worries about that pathetic army of yours are beneath me, for any army will be conquered by I, the Ascendant Ruler of Ice, and my Four Dark Gods of Destruction. If you relax now, I might not destroy you, and we'll have praise to work for our mutual benefit.

[1/2]

[mondo]

...

[2/2]

[mondo]

Are those... hamsters?

Re: [2/2]

[shsl_animalbreeder]

Yes, but you shall recall them as the Four Dark Gods of Destruction; Sun-D, Maga-G, Jum-P, and Cham-P; since their real names are far beyond your mental skill to archive. Now, answer me or be destroyed: What animal species have you bonded with?

Oh...

[mondo]

Ahahaha, you're a funny guy! Four Dark Gods! They're like a gang! A fuckin' hamster gang! You should give 'em pompadours and jackets. And motorcycles. Hell yeah.

I had a Maltese a while back. Chuck was real powerful... He'd bring in the newspaper every day, and he'd win in fights against all the stray dogs. Yup, he was a legend... [Mondo gazes into the distance]...But he passed away. I'd, uh, rather not talk about it.

Apologies

[shsl_animalbreeder]

Do not fret, I understand well the bond you must have formed with this formidable Chuck. I am glad there are others here who understand such bonds. You have both my condolences and my full attention when you wish to speak more of the divine beast Chuck.

*Looks at his hamsters.* A gang, huh? I would not forbade it. Though as for the pompadours, I could not allow.

*Stares at your hair for a moment.* I...It is not corn, is it? My loyal minions may attempt to digest it.

!!

[mondo]

You like animals, yeah? Since you have a hamster gang and all. That's cool! Chuck woulda probably liked ya. He was always good at readin' people. [mondo sniffs.] I've just got somethin' in my eye, I mean it!!

Fine, no pomps for the lil guys. But... the jackets're in, right? I used to put Chuck in jackets all the time. He was a member of the Crazy Diamonds. People'd say he was too fluffy 'n small to be our official pet, but then they'd see his wild side. Man, they'd regret underestimatin' him.

...No, the pompadour ain't corn!!! why does everyone ask that. IT'S HAIR. SEE? HAIR. [mondo pokes at his hair.] SOFT AND FLUFFY. I'm surprised your hamsters don't try to, uh, 'digest' your hair. You're like, a fuckin' walkin' sunflower seed. What's the deal with that?!

Re: !!

[shsl_animalbreeder]

In the memory of the divine beast chuck, Invading Black Dragon, or as someone of your... Stature... May call him, Cham-P, will wear an honorable jacket. That is, hence, if you can produce such a micro jacket. And worthy the jacket has to be, for a Dark God of Destruction will not wear a tattered cloth made by fools.

Apologies, I have known of some tribal cultures to bond with nature by wearing fruits. My intuitions told me that the vegetable corn would not be the same, but I faced a mute ear towards it. And my hair? What is wrong with MY hair? This appearance requires work beyond your comprehension. *Pokes at his own hair self-conciously.*

[shsl_gangster]

A gang leader? What dumbass bloke decided to bring in a gang leader and a gangster?! This is stupid!

Listen up, pompadour: don't you ever dare think you're my superior; I rule over the Kuzuryuu family so we're both on the same damn page of leading even if I've never heard of that Crazy Diamonds--or whatever the fuck you mentioned. We either see each other as equals or your other option is having me off you right here on this goddamn spot!

[mondo]

The fuck?! You a Yakuza or somethin'? I'm goin' by your getup, here. I'm a Bosozoku gang leader. We're a bikin' gang. That's probably why we both ended up here or somethin'. Eh, I've heard of your family, though -- some fellas in the gang were talkin' 'bout the Kuzuryuu. I'm willin' to look at ya as an equal once the respect's mutual. Not like I'll just sit back and let you 'off' me anyway. whatever that means.

[shsl_gangster]

(( omg sounds like we're ridin dick here when you say "let you 'off' me" gdjhBSBD crack shippin here badasses ))

So I don't even have to introduce myself; that's good, you aren't half bad then for understanding who I am and what I do! Congratulations or whatever.

I won't be letting my guard down, though; friends are something I don't need in this shithole. I do just fine on my own so as long as you keep up that respect we'll be fine in each others' presence.

[mondo]

(( HOLY SHIT LAUGHS SO MUCH. an Extremely Gangster ship jeez they would rule japan lbr ))

Anyone with any street knowledge at all knows 'bout your family. You're kinda... small for bein' a yakuza, though. Just sayin'. Kinda different from how I pictured a Kuzuryuu gangster. [They're standing next to each other, and Mondo is pretty much a giant in comparison...] Not that it matters. Had a guy in my gang who was just about your height. A store owner pissed him off and, well, let's just say the results weren't pretty.

Anyway, good to know someone who ain't a square is here!! [He seems oblivious to the whole 'I DON'T NEED FRIENDS' thing...]

[shsl_gangster]

(( jsjsjdg sets all of Japan on fire 2gthr on a date ))

...*twitches and breathes deep* Look, if you want to compliment me, calling me short is not the direction you should be going. Don't compare me to your little buddies, either; I am completely fucking different as an individual, thank you very much!

You're lucky you haven't pissed me off as of yet or I'd whack your knees backwards for throwing up such bullshit.

[mondo]

((i keep reading *twitches and breathes deep* as *twerks and breathes deep* kill me now))

Whack my knees backwards? [Mondo laughs] Yeah, yeah, sure, kid. I'll bash your head in and we'll call it even.

[shsl_gangster]

(( he would in private omg ))

FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A KID!

...

[mukuro_ikusaba]

The solution to your grievance is simple. Drop out.

Uh...

[mondo]

...

That'd be like quittin', though. A true man never quits!