Do not fret, I understand well the bond you must have formed with this formidable Chuck. I am glad there are others here who understand such bonds. You have both my condolences and my full attention when you wish to speak more of the divine beast Chuck.

*Looks at his hamsters.* A gang, huh? I would not forbade it. Though as for the pompadours, I could not allow.

*Stares at your hair for a moment.* I...It is not corn, is it? My loyal minions may attempt to digest it.