Post-Birthday. ((It had to happen.))

[mondo]

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My head fuckin' hurts...

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What the hell happened...?

[Mondo leans against the wall outside of his room, clutching his head. He has a headache. He cannot recall the events of his birthday party.]

Comments

(( mondo has a lot to think about. a lot to think about ))

[mondo]

Rrgh, I did kinda pants ya.

...So I guess I'm a little t' blame.

A fuckin' thong...

((Yes, like the textbooks I'm sure he should be reading in advance))

[kiyotaka]

No, I should have done a better job of controlling the atmosphere! It was irresponsible of me to let things go as far as they did!

[mondo]

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Argh, who the fuck cares?! It's over now, anyway. Not like anyone got any photos or anythin', right?!

[kiyotaka]

Exactl... [He remembers telling himself he was going to confiscate a camera from someone but he's tried too hard to push the whole incident out of his mind]

[mondo]

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'Exactl.'

[kiyotaka]

If... If I ever see pictures of that incident, I'll be sure to confiscate them! Don't worry!!

[mondo]

Y'know what.

Think I need a drink.

[kiyotaka]

There's a water fountain down the hall!

[mondo]

Not what I meant, Thong Boy.

[kiyotaka]

[He tries not to wince] ["Tries" is the keyword here] Oh... What did you mean then?

[mondo]

[Mondo sighs and pats him on the shoulder] Nothin'. Guess I'm glad I saw you in one and not, I dunno, Kuwata.

...

[He's trying to visualize it. He pales.]

Yeah. Real glad.

[kiyotaka]

[He legitimately has no idea what to make of this] Uh... Thank you, I suppose?

[shslbaseball]

...Do you guys have any idea just how gay you sound right now?

[shsl_gangster]

*cackling heard from somewhere around the corner*

[shsl_animalbreeder]

I believe I'm starting to see that no communication in this hell is going to be private, is it?

[kiyotaka]

It's fine, Tanaka-kun. I suppose it's for the best that everyone hear that I have no intention of letting anything that wild occur again. I'll control the situation better in the future!!

[mondo]

Oh, c'mon, Kuwata. You? In a thong? Fuck no.

[shslbaseball]

Fuck no is right, I'm never gonna wear a thong, even if I do look sexy as hell in anything. I was talking about your boner for the hall monitor. C'mon, "I'm glad I saw you in one"?? GAY.

[mondo]

COMPARED TO YOUR SCRAWNY ASS, HELL YEAH I'M GLAD!

[1/2]

[shslbaseball]

SCRAWNY ASS--?!!

[2/2]

[shslbaseball]

...[Tries to calm himself down and let it go just this once because Oowada can be a cool dude] Chill out, can't you take a joke? Look, I don't really care if you're gay for Ishimaru, but at least admit it to yourself, yeah?

[shsl_animalbreeder]

[Gundam takes Kiyotaka aside.]

...Tell no soul about this but..

You did say I could have that thong for a ritual. It's cleanliness has been restored, has it not? I demand you keep word on that promise.

[kiyotaka]

I'm... not sure why exactly you'd want something like that, but I'd be quite happy to never see it again. [That's a yes okay]

[shsl_animalbreeder]

Where is it now? I'll take it off of your hand immediately, and it shall not be seen again.

[kiyotaka]

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Laundry room.